About Me, and this blog

I’m a white, married, Christian, hetero, cys-gendered, middle-aged male, living in Canada. I enjoy porn, committing adultery, and masturbating to the aforementioned porn. Basically, anything which involves the secretion of semen. (“Secretion” is not the right word, in this context, but I used it because it made me smile. I probably should have used “eruption.” Or “explosion.” Or even “gush.”)

This particular blog is centred around a year in the life of an adulterous asshole. As the title of the blog implies, however, there wasn't as much actual sex as one might have liked.

The companion blog to this one is Impenitent Porn Lover, though I never post there anymore. I do sometimes go back and narcissistically re-read my old posts, though, because reading one's old posts is as close as one can get to masturbating with thoughts.

New posts are published every week, on Wednesdays.